Latest Discovery: Brown Sugar Coffee Scrub

Brown sugar scrubs are great for the skin, but like most health and beauty products designed for women, they’re ridiculously over-priced. I made mind for about… $2? Who knows really because I had the ingredients just lying around my kitchen.

Last night I was poking around Reddit and saw a thread about a salt and olive oil scrub. The poster said she covered 2 table spoons of coarse sea salt with olive oil, then slathered it all over in the shower. Her skin, she testified, never felt so silky soft despite previously purchasing an array of scrubs, body washes, and lotions. Inspired by the post, I decided to make my own version.

So to the kitchen I went, opened up the cabinet above the sink, and picked up my container of sea salt. I looked at it a moment, then realized that I love using sea salt too much while cooking to potentially waste 1/4 of the container on an experiment. I put it back. Near the salt sat a bag of brown sugar. I vaguely remembered that brown sugar, while also rough, was good for the skin and smelled better, so I decided to use that. I know for a fact that none of my current roommates have ever baked anything in this kitchen, so I figured it was a summer sublettor’s and thus fair game.

I poured half a cup of brown sugar into a plastic bowl. Then I added 1/4 cup of olive oil. It seemed a little too oily, so I looked around and saw the french press still hadn’t been cleaned out. Again, I vaguely had some notion that it was good to rub your skin with coffee grounds. (If anything these “vague” notions I keep getting just prove that subliminal advertising works). So I scooped some of the coffee grounds into my mixture. Then I added a splash of vanilla. Then a little bit more sugar.

All said and done I ended up with a little over a cup of this mixture.

To the shower! I scrubbed this blackish-brown, gunky, and oily paste all over and let me tell you–it was amazing! There’s something fun and perverse about making a giant mess in the shower (yes, coffee grounds and sugar go EVERYWHERE), and it was a lot more satisfying than using a loofa in terms of exfoliation (yeah Dove, those tiny blue “exfoliation” balls in my body wash don’t really do anything). After I rinsed off, my skin was remarkably smoother and silkier. This shit works! I’m glad I used sugar and coffee instead of salt because it left me with a sweet scent afterward. And for practically nothing? Definitely worth it. Don’t spend $30 on a scrub ladies.

 

Well, NYTimes, that’s one photo you could have used….

A story about Hispanics fleeing an oppressive and invasive ruling, and you use a photo of Hispanic children running? A little bit tasteless.

 

A poem I once wrote

As we laid in our autumn bed,
I curled my finger against his cheek
and pressed my lips
to his ear.

Love me,
I said,
like you would bury me in your garden
to take the stones
which I sprung
and worship their beauty
more
than any flowers spring could give you.

 

Running Playlist

My last post inspired this one. I’ve always prided myself on making excellent running mixes, but I think the one I have now is particularly amazing. Collect these songs, set to shuffle, and run for miles.

Florence + The Machine – Dog Days are Over
MIA – Galang
Rilo Kiley – The Moneymaker
Rolling Stones – I Can’t Get No Satisfaction
DJ Danger Mouse – Dirt Off Your Shoulder
Eve 6 – Open Road Song
Shakira – La Tortura
Eve ft Gwen Stefani – Let Me Blow Your Mind
Jay-Z – Empire State of Mind
Wolfmother – Woman
Spiderbait – Black Betty
Rhianna – Only Girl in the World
Missy Elliot – Work It
Katrina & The Waves – Walking on Sunshine
Destiny’s Child – Survivor
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Heads Will Roll
Ciara – Gimme Dat
Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness
MGMT – Electric Feel
Kanye West – All of the Lights
Kanye West – Stronger
Kanye West – Monster
Kanye West – The New Workout Plan
Adele – Rumour Has It
Eminem – Lose Yourself
Rolling Stones – Jumping Jack Flash
Adele – Rolling in the Deep
Jimi Hendrix – Fire
The White Stripes – Conquest
Flogging Molly – What’s Left of the Flag

Here’s my old playlist:

Now that I’m looking at it, I think I might run to this old one tomorrow. I think it’s good to always have a few different playlists to keep it fresh.

 

Can’t get this song out of my head

Last week I ran 3 miles listening to this on repeat.

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

The horses are a comin’

So you better run

Run fast for your mother

Run fast for your father

Run for for your children and your sisters and your brother

Leave all your love and your longing behind

You cannot carry them with you if you want to survive

 

Fake NYU Public Safety E-mail

 

Hurricane Irene

The media really started hyping up Hurricane Irene on Friday, two days before it would supposedly hit. My mom texted me that Thursday, telling me to buy some bottles of water and a little food to tide me over just in case. I agreed to but was in no hurry. Then Friday came, with the reports of massive floods in North Carolina and dramatizations on TV of lower Manhattan being hit with a 13-foot wave of salt water. Suddenly, you couldn’t buy a single flash light in New York City. My last ditch effort was to buy a Dora the Explorer kids flashlight that was being sold in the basement of a Walgreens, but that too sold out within 10 minutes of it’s discovery.

My roommates and I bought some food (and waited in the ridiculously long lines at Associated), two giant bottles of wine, and left it at that. Saturday came and I watched the news because I was bored and intrigued. Irene was losing power, just as we thought, but oh no! said the newscasters, it’s going to be a disaster! The MTA was completely shutting down, the Mayor was yelling at us to take it seriously in weird half-Spanish. I started getting more freaked out. I took my AC out of my window and taped it up. I started worrying if we have enough water. I filled old bottles and jugs then stashed them in the cabinets. Why didn’t I prepare more? We’ll be okay, right?

Early Saturday evening my roommates, a boyfriend, a friend, and I sat in the living room, starting to drink some wine because there was nothing else to do. The rain kept coming in waves and stores were closing so there was no where to go. Luckily I’m friends with quite a few people in my building, so we all wandered between apartments and hung out. For a brief moment we went out at around 11pm to the corner bar to catch some of the Hurricane excitement (shh… don’t tell my mother). Bored with the complete lack of an exciting scene, we darted back to our building and tried to start a game of pictionary in my living room.

My basement neighbor arrived moments later, sat on my blue couch, and said, “So my apartment is already going to start flooding and it hasn’t even hit. I kinda just want to go out and fill some bags with dirt to block off the water. I’m serious, I want to do this.”

“So let’s do it,” I said.

“I’m serious.”

“So am I. You say go, and we’ll go. We will help.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, let’s do it. Right now. Let’s go.”

I got distracted by something after this conversation, but I’m not sure by what. The next thing I know the neighbor and my roommate are gone. Confused, I looked out the window to the back yard. Sure enough, they were out underneath the big tree with a shovel and trash bags. The rain was coming down hard.

“Shit! They already started! Come on guys, looks like we are doing this, let’s go help!” I rallied the troops. The next hour can be summed up by the beginning of my childhood favorite movie, Rockadoodle:

Three people were manning the shovel, filling the bags, and dropping them off to be carried. Four other people were lining up the bags along a concrete ledge to make a 10″ wall to block the water. We ran out of IKEA and grocery bags quickly so we had to resort to trashbags. After we created a decent wall, we had to slosh the water out from by my neighbors door (it was about two feet high at the time) with buckets. At the end, 12 of us were drenched and covered in mud.

In true Brooklyn style, we finished the party and passed out just before Irene really came to crash at 6am.