Brown sugar scrubs are great for the skin, but like most health and beauty products designed for women, they’re ridiculously over-priced. I made mind for about… $2? Who knows really because I had the ingredients just lying around my kitchen.
Last night I was poking around Reddit and saw a thread about a salt and olive oil scrub. The poster said she covered 2 table spoons of coarse sea salt with olive oil, then slathered it all over in the shower. Her skin, she testified, never felt so silky soft despite previously purchasing an array of scrubs, body washes, and lotions. Inspired by the post, I decided to make my own version.
So to the kitchen I went, opened up the cabinet above the sink, and picked up my container of sea salt. I looked at it a moment, then realized that I love using sea salt too much while cooking to potentially waste 1/4 of the container on an experiment. I put it back. Near the salt sat a bag of brown sugar. I vaguely remembered that brown sugar, while also rough, was good for the skin and smelled better, so I decided to use that. I know for a fact that none of my current roommates have ever baked anything in this kitchen, so I figured it was a summer sublettor’s and thus fair game.
I poured half a cup of brown sugar into a plastic bowl. Then I added 1/4 cup of olive oil. It seemed a little too oily, so I looked around and saw the french press still hadn’t been cleaned out. Again, I vaguely had some notion that it was good to rub your skin with coffee grounds. (If anything these “vague” notions I keep getting just prove that subliminal advertising works). So I scooped some of the coffee grounds into my mixture. Then I added a splash of vanilla. Then a little bit more sugar.
All said and done I ended up with a little over a cup of this mixture.
To the shower! I scrubbed this blackish-brown, gunky, and oily paste all over and let me tell you–it was amazing! There’s something fun and perverse about making a giant mess in the shower (yes, coffee grounds and sugar go EVERYWHERE), and it was a lot more satisfying than using a loofa in terms of exfoliation (yeah Dove, those tiny blue “exfoliation” balls in my body wash don’t really do anything). After I rinsed off, my skin was remarkably smoother and silkier. This shit works! I’m glad I used sugar and coffee instead of salt because it left me with a sweet scent afterward. And for practically nothing? Definitely worth it. Don’t spend $30 on a scrub ladies.



